So we ordered pizza at work for the crew

invertedamerican:

And I was about to kill everyone in the room. I’m the only person here that knows how to chew with their god damn mouth shut. Like Jesus fucking christ, fucking animals man. Nothing is more irritating than that. Then on top of that my dad proceeded to suck on his teeth. Like really get a fucking toothpick. Nobody wants to fucking hear that. Godfuckingdamn.